Charlie Sheen – is a car crash, I just can’t stop watching.. I was one of those arseholes that followed him on twitter, and I am one of the arseholes that pump traffic to livethesheendream.com – DAILY, just to stare in amazement. I mean he is any PR persons worst nightmare, but then again – I feel like his popularity has SOARED.. And it actually scares me a little, I mean the way in which he talks is like he is Jesus.. like he is a new religion.. And frankly religion terrifies me. So he needs to stop with the:

  • We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?
  • Don’t live in the middle
  • I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that’s a gift.
  • Celebrate this movement.
  • I’m living inside the truth. And the truth doesn’t change.
  • I’m just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses.

Can you imagine – if this new religion came about, let’s call it Sheening.. I mean – Charlie Sheen is pretty loaded – he could just not work anymore, and be a leader. It would be like Scientology.. I mean that shit is ridiculous – yet people still follow it. Sheening would be all about winning, and goddesses, and being above the people, and owning Middle America. I can scarily see it developing a following..

watch this space..


About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.