What are you wearing? (followed by heavy phone breathing)


Hey – suckers – don’t be like that, it’s HALLOWEEN! I think I’m going as Vegemite. This week I read this article – on totally sensi America – banning the sale of Vegemite. So you know what – fuck you all – I’m going as a massive jar of FOLATE (the banned substance – which prevents vegemite from being sold) – and you guys can deport me.

Arseholes – how would you like it if I banished McDonald’s. I mean its much the same, no? What Vegemite is to Australian’s is what McDonald’s is to an American (yeah.)

*yes – those are my legs, why would I – say – photoshop Giseles limbs, to my body. I mean that would just be mass ego.


About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.