Wait What – is legit. Date me?


Semi bummed because I had set myself reminders to call into the phone number and leave a bit of a message – but got a little telephone shy and never did. But how sweet would that be – this Australian’s accent on the intro – Say, WHAT?!

I would have said something retarded like – “Hey, this is Lucy, from Australia – but living in San Francisco. Charlie – Marry me..? Wait, what – sorry did I say that out loud. I just want you for your Green Card – not your sweet sweet tunes.”

Which is a total lie – I just want you for you sweet sweet tunes – I already have a Visa. That’s in the bag.


About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.