Things I needed from a Valentine on Valentines day, or any old day, just because I’m awesome..


Future boyfriends – please take note of this. I don’t want some necklace with a heart, or a diamond – or whatever – I want a fucking dinosaur cuff.

You can buy it here, and get it shipped to my work place.. If you really are a potential boyfriend – you will be able to Sherlock Holmes where I work, and then have it shipped to me..

It is so ridiculously devine, I think I might vomit.


About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.