The greatest lesson I have learnt since riding my bike.


No skirts ALLOWED!! wow. It’s like a 20 minute peep show (return). I don’t know how those cute hipster girls do it – with their sassy bobs, no helmet wearing heads and vintage styled bikes – all paired with a skirt.

My question is – how do they do it and:

  1. not die, from lack of helmet
  2. ride effortlessly on all the hills with little-to-no gears on an old bike
  3. quietly coast, without giving everyone a bit of a look at their business

It’s semi ridiculous. I think they are lying. Or else they glue their skirts down.. or safety pin them to their knickers.

So – it seems I will forever be wearing jeans to work, unless I can figure out how this chick – gets it done.


About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.