Girl Crush

Dear Catherine McNeil, you are killing me by being the babe you are.

by Lucy on September 2, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless

OK – this week’s babe has been a dilemma. I don’t really want to get into it – but it has been a dilemma. However, now we are here, and we are happy.

Intro: Catherine McNeil. Like all good babes, I spied her on Terry’s Diary – and instantly knew she had to feature one way or another. Seems this babe is from the motherland (Australia). Looking into Wikipedia there is nay that much info. Won the Girlfriend modeling contest back in 2003 at the young age of 14 and has been propelled from there, really.

Seems to have dated/ is dating one of the MTV Australia’s VJ’s (Ruby Rose) – which is cool. I don’t know that we have had a lesbian babe of the week – this is a first! Anyway – uber bummed about these hot models from Australia, because to be honest, we are sort of a good looking country – but our models are kind of ridiculously good looking. So – in contrast, our generally good looking race seems pretty normal; due to the major status of our living and breathing clothes horses.

As well as the fact they are making us regular babes look average, sometimes these Australian femmes get me down because most of the time they are birthed after 1984.. This makes me feel old, and chubby. Which are two things I don’t like to embrace, ever.

Babes of Australia, an open letter to you (in the way of a sentence) -

Please develop back’ne, and give the rest of us a fair crack.


Tagged as: Australia, Catherine McNeil, Girl Crush, model, MTV Australia, Ruby Rose

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Babes on the weekly. Yes ma’am

by Lucy on July 29, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless, N.B

It’s a Friday, late in the game – but fear not, I did NOT forgot about our weekly babe.. Welcome Karlie Kloss. I love how clever parents are, naming their kids with KK’s – much like that Kardashian Klan (see what I did there, yeah – I’m clever.) Anyway, like most weeks – I scrolled through Terry’s blog and found this beauty gracing the pages, just like not much was going on.

Looking into her a bit – she is kind of a big deal in that modelling world I swoon over so much. With a fair few Vogue editorials, iD shoots, Elle covers, and what’s a successful modelling career without a Yves Saint Laurent campaign – not one I want to endorse, thats what!

So beauty of the Kloss variety, what I love about you is that without the glamour make up, you kind of look like one of us… and I like it. Obviously with striking features, and ridiculously long legs.. AND killer skin.. OK OK OK – I am kidding myself, you are a ridonk beauty, we should all admire/ adore.

Swoon with me admirers – epic beauty has graced our pages.

Tagged as: Friday Babe, Girl Crush, Karlie Kloss, Terry Richardson

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HEY! Lazy followers – here’s your God damn babe of the week.

by Lucy on July 22, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless

OK – so when I ask you to give some suggestions on babe of the week, I don’t mean sit there with your fingers up your arse while I do all the work.

Week in week out, I recommend babes for you all to look at, and the one week I am too crazy busy/ don’t really have time to source the crazy beauties that grace this earth -your guys become mutes? Seriously, I don’t buy it.

Either way – I am bummed because I really wanted to do a big babe worthy post on Georgia May Jagger – dazzling offspring of Mick Jagger. I think I will anyway, because she really is too fucking brutally beautiful to waste a lack lustre Friday on her.

A divine creature, with legs for days and lips that look like big ol’ pillows, here are two photos you can swoon for; we will unleash the fury that is Georgia May at a later date – when you have forgotten we visited this gem today.

Making her new and sparkling again.

Tagged as: Babe, Georgia May Jagger, Girl Crush, Mick Jagger

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Beauty of the pout. Yes – you’re a babe on Fridays.

by Lucy on July 15, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless

Lindsey Wixson, I have a major girl crush on you. At first I thought you were sort of peculiar looking with those enormous lips and gapped front teeth. But after some serious consideration, and many hours spent trolling Terry Richardson’s blog – I realise, you are a beauty beyond most normal beauties.

Those gargantuan pillow lips, that I once thought were hostile looking, I envy on almost every level possible. They are so in your face, I think I was just shocked by them initially. Now, it is obvious how unique/ major those puppies are. The gap in your front teeth, I love that. I am not sure I didn’t ever NOT love that (did you like the double negs there – yeah, I’ll butcher the English lang. daily) – Me, I have crooked bottom teeth, not a big deal because you never see them – but a gap is just so sassy, a GAP shits on any other tooth defect. It might actually be the only tooth defect that can be considered a beauty thing..

I really don’t know why I am obsessing over you Miss Lindsey, it could also be that you look soft – for a skinny person. Is that an insult to models > I don’t know. But you don’t look muscly/ skinny, or lean/ skinny > you look soft/skinny, which (to me) means naturally skinny. Which means you are just one of those people that lucked out with the genes. Good for you. Seriously.

Worship, now. Because it’s a Friday.

Tagged as: Babe, Girl Crush, Lindsey Wixson, Terry Richardson

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Oh-my-oh-my – it’s a Gleeky girl crush, so sue me.

by Lucy on July 8, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless

Ok – so super geeky confession.. I love Glee. Yeah, I am one of THOSE arseholes. I don’t know what it is, the singing, the dancing, the incessant want to pash Cory Monteith’s face off – I don’t know. But I love that shit..

And the girls on it are such inspirations for me.. Mainly because if you look at the first season compared to now, Leah Michelle and Dianna Agron have both dropped some weight, and look amaze. Like – AMAZE. Inspiration, of the achievable skinny variety. SIGH!

Anyway – I love D.A (Dianna Agron) she is just so fucking beautiful,. And I hate calling people that, it is so meaningful – I feel like boys should say that to girls they like, and girls should call each other babes – I’m emotionally retarded, live with it. But she is actually just divine. Skin like a porcelain doll, perfectly fitted features, non-intimidating body. Does it sound like I am talking about a vehicle.. weird, little bit.

She really is a big fav of mine. it helps she is on Glee and I love glee, it helps that she is this semi bitchy looking thing but ends up seeming sort of nice, and it helps that she isn’t rail thin. I do love ogling the rail thin, I mean they are troopers for being able to maintain. But, shamefully – I love the femmes who’s bods I could possibly replicate, if I had enough discipline to not eat the bread (SAY NO TO BREAD!… starts Monday)

My only complaint with D.A is that it seems no one else is catching on. Googling the photos of this one, turned up v. little. GET IT TOGETHER lusty fashion mags, fuckkk.

Apprec. adore and shamefully lust over this one > it’s a Friday, and anything goes.

 

Tagged as: Babe, Dianna Agron, Girl Crush, Glee, Gleek

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Girl Crush Friday – in a rush.

by Lucy on July 1, 2011

in HOT, Hot or Homeless

No words today. Jessica Stam = babe, even with black tears running down her face.

Tagged as: Girl Crush, Jessica Stam, Russh Mag, Terry Richardson

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