Babe

Bree Smith – fresh faced babe ALERT.

by Lucy on February 17, 2012

in HOT

Bree Smith – babe. Dictionary definition – FACT. This one is a pretty new babe, I can only find the same 7 photos on the internet.

This fact makes me think she actually is a fresh faced wonder straight of a dairy farm in the mid-west (making that up – can’t find info, but isn’t that notion sort of romance?)

I’mma marvel at you and your deliciousness, for at least week. Because let’s be honest – you’re the tits.

Deal with it.

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Never before have I wanted to die my hair pink – than I do now. Ombre Pink – that is what is up, RIGHT NOW. And not because I’m saying it’s cool – it was probably cool like a year ago and whatever. But mostly because Miss Free rocks it – and it’s enviable.

This is totally babes on the go today – so keeping it brief. Most of these images are sourced from Terry’s blog – and they are divine divine divine. For mid-week femmes, I would suggest to head there – ALWAYS.

LOVE her – her porcelain skin, and delicious locks.


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Britt Maren – I know diddley squat about you but this is what’s up. You are a babe. You hair is sick. You have killer eyebrows, especially when dyed black. And when you look at me (through a camera lens – that is then made into a photo, distributed to all – so not really me, but you know) I feel like you are REALLY looking AT ME. Like “Hey m8, yeah you – let’s get a beer and talk about boys.”

It’s been weeks (and WEEKS) since I have done a babe on the Friday – and to be (Anne) frank, I have missed it. It must be the lesbian in me that is all about the babes with the no body fat and uber cool looks. It’s not even that I’m all “drool, wanna get up on that with that” – I’m just into pretty things. I am officially the shallowest person, I know.

I don’t know why I feel so strongly about you, Britt Maren – but you are totally epic. So, one and all worship. This femme is from Texas (originally a clever SWEDE – that’s why the fair on fair, got it.), she has killer hair, was born in 1990 (I am officially THAT old) and has legs for days. Honestly…

What’s not to adore?

 

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Ugh – the other Olsen sister.. IS A BABE. Elizabeth Olsen – soon to be star of the Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene = babe.

I have sort of been on this for a while – the whole other Olsen swoon. But frankly there just are not enough pictures of her. However this week – after seeing the trailer for her new movie, I knew the babe status must be reached. Regardless of what content I could find.

So Elizabeth Olsen – don’t stop/ won’t stop being fabulous. You may not have a video series, a doll, a makeup line, handbag line, clothing line, or any other line that is relevant in 2011 – but you are fabulous/ seriously pretty.

And frankly – for babe status, that is all that matters.


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OK – so when I ask you to give some suggestions on babe of the week, I don’t mean sit there with your fingers up your arse while I do all the work.

Week in week out, I recommend babes for you all to look at, and the one week I am too crazy busy/ don’t really have time to source the crazy beauties that grace this earth -your guys become mutes? Seriously, I don’t buy it.

Either way – I am bummed because I really wanted to do a big babe worthy post on Georgia May Jagger – dazzling offspring of Mick Jagger. I think I will anyway, because she really is too fucking brutally beautiful to waste a lack lustre Friday on her.

A divine creature, with legs for days and lips that look like big ol’ pillows, here are two photos you can swoon for; we will unleash the fury that is Georgia May at a later date – when you have forgotten we visited this gem today.

Making her new and sparkling again.

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Lindsey Wixson, I have a major girl crush on you. At first I thought you were sort of peculiar looking with those enormous lips and gapped front teeth. But after some serious consideration, and many hours spent trolling Terry Richardson’s blog – I realise, you are a beauty beyond most normal beauties.

Those gargantuan pillow lips, that I once thought were hostile looking, I envy on almost every level possible. They are so in your face, I think I was just shocked by them initially. Now, it is obvious how unique/ major those puppies are. The gap in your front teeth, I love that. I am not sure I didn’t ever NOT love that (did you like the double negs there – yeah, I’ll butcher the English lang. daily) – Me, I have crooked bottom teeth, not a big deal because you never see them – but a gap is just so sassy, a GAP shits on any other tooth defect. It might actually be the only tooth defect that can be considered a beauty thing..

I really don’t know why I am obsessing over you Miss Lindsey, it could also be that you look soft – for a skinny person. Is that an insult to models > I don’t know. But you don’t look muscly/ skinny, or lean/ skinny > you look soft/skinny, which (to me) means naturally skinny. Which means you are just one of those people that lucked out with the genes. Good for you. Seriously.

Worship, now. Because it’s a Friday.

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