- Get Fucked
- Get Bent
- You Are
- Your Mum
- Eat It
- Heyy There
- Bitch Please
- Cunt – this might be nice, but perhaps a little on the crass side..?
I think that is all I have for the minute. I mean, I don’t think I:
- have the balls to get a tattoo – I can barely get the flu shot
- the attention span/ commitment levels. Tattoo’s are for life.
But sometimes it is nice to ponder these things – just in case I end up drunk, in a small town – and get that urge. You know the – “there isn’t enough to do here, the liquor has run dry and I’m in love with a man I just met – lets pop his name on my inner thigh – immediately” but if/when I get in this situation – I will just go – oh wait, I have a better idea – let’s get CUNT on the inside of my lip – WUNDERBAR!
(FYI – Mum, if you read this, I wont get a tattoo; for fear of what you will do to me. I swear.)