If you love me – you will buy them for me. And by love I mean like. And by like I mean – want to impress me/ buy my friendship.
So – someone should at least be popping these in my stocking for Christmas, because there is at least one person that
- Must love me (parents, obvs.)
- Like me – I have friends, you know who you are
- want to impress me/ buy my friendship – I’m cooler than lots, so I know you are out there