This is a joke. I mean – it’s not – but it may as well be.. This is how this came to be at 9:10 this morning..
Janessa: Are you on the 22 bus?
Lucy: No, are you?
Janessa: Weird. Yeah, and your twin with more makeup is here and she even checked her iPhone when I texted you! Weird, she has your clothes. And body.. and face.
Lucy: Take a picture!
And this is the picture..You know I envy those fuckers that have famous doppelgangers – fuck you and your glam looks. All I get is some chick on the 22 bus. Seriously?