I have just been briefed that we (collectively, at my workplace) don’t like a girl in the other office for the following reasons:

1. She dresses badly – but thinks she is a fashion oracle.
2. She is unpleasant.
3. She doesn’t speak English, which is so out of date in 2012.

It’s official, I have found my place in Berlin, and I love the shit out of it.

THE END