Ugh – I’m not one to often get jealous. In the real world, I can (mostly) hold my shit together and let people have their moment in the spotlight. But Lorde, you kill me. Let’s start this one off shall we?
- You are 16.
- You sound like an angel.
- You have the most epic hair I have ever seen.
- You have a clever NZ accent – not quite the Australian accent, but same-same-but-different… Right?
When I was 16 I was
- Doing cartwheels across a school oval
- Wondering if my boobs would ever grow
- Hoping that I would snag some dopey sport playing boyfriend.
- Reading the year 2000’s version of Twilight.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Lorde is killing life especially with her latest track Tennis Court, and I’m jealous……I’m jealous of a 16 year old from New Zealand.
GET IT TOGETHER LUCY.