Lorde you be doin’ it gurrrrl.

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Lorde

Ugh – I’m not one to often get jealous. In the real world, I can (mostly) hold my shit together and let people have their moment in the spotlight. But Lorde, you kill me. Let’s start this one off shall we?

  1. You are 16.
  2. You sound like an angel.
  3. You have the most epic hair I have ever seen.
  4. You have a clever NZ accent – not quite the Australian accent, but same-same-but-different… Right?

When I was 16 I was

  1. Doing cartwheels across a school oval
  2. Wondering if my boobs would ever grow
  3. Hoping that I would snag some dopey sport playing boyfriend.
  4. Reading the year 2000’s version of Twilight.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Lorde is killing life especially with her latest track Tennis Court, and I’m jealous……I’m jealous of a 16 year old from New Zealand.

GET IT TOGETHER LUCY.



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Femme of sass, sometimes.