Ok – so it is Sunday – 9:32AM in SF and I am currently sitting in bed listening to my neighbours, very noisely, have sex. Now look – to be honest – I dont want to listen to it. The first time I experienced the moments of passion between them – it made me feel wholly uncomfortable. However – now it seems just a regular occurence. Few points on bumping of uglies that goes on:
- The girl is faking it. I know this might be a sort of strange concept to men that think they bring the fury – but its sort of unnatural, the commotion, and also the crescendos of it all – its like it’s breaking point, and then not – and then is, and then.. no not. and then YES! but no. Make up your god damn mind.
- My room looks into sort of an internal light shoot for windows – so I look directly into my housemates room and then the neighbours next door and above all look into the light shoot also – I guess that is what happens in big cities – light shoots for buildings – anyway, I’m pretty sure I know which neighbour it is, but that is beside the point – the fact is that it is so loud that it often wakes up my housemate, I can clearly hear it from my room – at 9:32 in the morning, how do their housemates feel – I mean seriously, it must be pretty fucking loud in their apartment. Doesn’t that get awkward?
- Don’t people like things a little private – I mean you must understand that we can all hear you, right? I get that we live in a big city and it happens – people do it. But when you live in such close confines – don’t you think you would try and be a little bit quite most of the time.? not noisey all of the time.
So this has been going on for a while – and I was just going to quitely continue to read my book – but now it’s almost joke worthy, so thought I would do my bit and share.
I can’t really work out if I am just a prude – or whether this is inappropriate. I sort of feel like it’s inappropriate. Not that you shouldn’t have a gay ol’ time with your main squeeze – but there are times and places for loud noises. It sort of feels like theatrics I would have participated in as a kid, because that is what they do on Sex in the City (you know).