*dramatization of current cooking scenario – it is actually more like this..
So it’s a Saturday evening – and what am I doing..? Well thus far I have:
- Been food shopping
- Been booze shopping
- cleaned out the fridge and the freezer
- taken the trash out (twice)
Now I am about to start prepping some food for a cocktail party I committed to cook for – out of the goodness of my heart. Now, friends.. I am quietly shitting myself RE: this function – and my culinary abilities. For the main reasons of:
- I work full time – when am I supposed to get this shit done
- It’s on a Thursday evening – so I have to have everything ready by 6p, but can’t org much over the weekend, because it needs to be fresh..
- Did I mention it’s for about 70 people..
Shitting myself.. Anyway – as a result of sickness this week, and this function – I am spending my Saturday night in – prepping what I can – which is not very much – and drinking wine.
This is like break all of my personal sins – ALL being that you should rarely drink wine alone. Sure, it’s fine to drink a bottle to yourself if someone is there, and you have offered them a glass BUT they didn’t have any.. But, home alone – sinful.. It’s total alcoholic status.
And you know it’s sort of not kosher to spend nights in when you are single. I mean I really should be out there – being sassy with all the boys. When you are single, and you stay in – I may as well buy 4 cats and call it a life.. But when coupled and staying in – that’s sort of adult, almost envy worthy..
Remember think of me all you Saturday night go-er’s, with all that sassing and bountiful pashing and dashing.