So – Twilight numero 3# comes out in the next 6 days – and I bet all those tweeny tweens are muchos excited.. I know I am.. Although I’m not sure I will go see this in the cinemas..  I sort of like  getting things on DVD’s – you know – you can take a break, have a kit kat.. I used to like watching DVD’s more when I smoked because then I would have ciggie breaks – but now I’m not sure why I opt for at home screenings over the cinema sessions.

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There’s a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it… man, we are in for a treat.

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