Future Boyfriends – inquire within. October 28, 2010 Fashion, Hipster SHARE ME:Facebook0Twitter0Pinterest0Google+0 In all seriousness – I don’t want one. But maybe dress with things like this. and then you will get muchos de lovin’ from the ladies. Unless you are a dick – and then, my love, there is zero hope for you – or potential offspring. Sorry SHARE ME:Facebook0Twitter0Pinterest0Google+0 About LUCY Twitter FacebookFemme of sass, sometimes. These are also bananas: ACE & TATE keeps you 20/20 without the hefty price tagASK LUCY: How does one fully prepare for winter?Dear anyone that looks like circa 1998 Leonardo DiCaprio…