You know – eff Banana Republic. I mean, I don’t shop there. I don’t love their stuff – but their ads are everywhere, and you know – I’m going to say it – they make me feel inadaquate..
And not in the sense that it makes me want to buy their clothes. But in the way that I hate them. Yeah – black and white happy model people, I hate you. and your perfect faces, and your less than awkward leaning on one another in public places positioning.
I mean – come on.. Seriously..?
I’m sorry to get real this early in the morning – but farrrrk. Beautiful people, holding hands, while elegantly crossing their legs and effortlessly throwning a cardy over ones shoulders – does not happen.
So fuck you Banana Republic – for making me want an uber stud of a boyfriend, who will wear sunglasses while staring off into the distance, all the while maintaining skin-to-skin contact, silence and an overall feeling of nonchalant cool.
