Early morning revelations


So – the other morning I woke up at 4:30 – normal people would likely roll over and go back to sleep. Me? Well I check my phone – respond to emails, update Facebook.. Yeah. And then, after all that – try and roll over and go back to sleep. Which I can normally do – but the other morning it was near impossible. I’m generally a ridiculously good sleeper. Anywhere, any time – I can snooze.

But what kept me awake – was the pending question of – how many spiders do you think I have consumed in my sleep – to date.. Because you know they say you do that – sleep with your mouth open and a little spider will crawl on in.. That, my friends – is terrifying.. Seriously.

I mean what sort of an arsehole – checks their phone at 4:30AM, responds to emails (seriously Lucy, really?) – and then goes onto think about their consumption of spiders. I do. I’m that arsehole. It’s like sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night – and then think about vampires.. Generally this is because I’m too hot in bed – and I would have woken up from some scary vamp dream, and then lucid dreams happen. Also – another terrifying story.

Needless to say, after my queries on spiders – I couldn’t get back to sleep. And exhaustion ensued.

FYI – the popular number for spider swallowing is 4 – in a lifetime.


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Femme of sass, sometimes.