Depature… .5..?

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Getting ready to board a plane – thought I would have had a drink within the airport terminal, and be happily relaxed. Not the case. Have had 2 champagnes at Marlowe, 1 spray tan at Tan Bella, 2 champagnes at Heart, 1 vodka at home, and half a vodka at the Attic.

Then get here and have my bag searched, my sunglasses broken and my iPhone cord lost. FUCK. All I want is another beverage.

Please get me on the plane, STAT.
Another thing I have just realized. I have 10% battery. That is not getting me to Austin listening to my music. At all.

Frankly, friends, I don’t know what happens next, but it will be violent.

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About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.