Ugh – the other Olsen sister.. IS A BABE. Elizabeth Olsen – soon to be star of the Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene = babe.
I have sort of been on this for a while – the whole other Olsen swoon. But frankly there just are not enough pictures of her. However this week – after seeing the trailer for her new movie, I knew the babe status must be reached. Regardless of what content I could find.
So Elizabeth Olsen – don’t stop/ won’t stop being fabulous. You may not have a video series, a doll, a makeup line, handbag line, clothing line, or any other line that is relevant in 2011 – but you are fabulous/ seriously pretty.
And frankly – for babe status, that is all that matters.
Tagged as:
Babe,
Elizabeth Olsen,
Friday,
Girl Crush,
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Oh Beyonce. I don’t even know what it is about you that makes me swoon so greatly. But you are my ultimate babe. It could be the more real body – with your big old hips and boosies. It could be that you are married to Jay-Z who is almost as epic as you. It could be when you laugh, it looks effortless. Or it could just be you make the most ridonkulous videos, that make me smile from the inside out every time.
Ode to you – for being pretty much my age, and having your shit together (or seeming that way). Maybe if I was a hard hitting singing person I would also have my shit together. Maybe that is my downfall – the ability to really belt out a tune..?
Let’s blame my lack of goal kicking to the fact I am not a very good singer, and be done with it. And back to Beyonce. I must admit I do not love your clothing line, and I sort of think that your family (bar Solange – she is epic too) uses you for your brand name. They are like really desperate groupies, and I don’t like that. I just want to be your friend, maybe get dinner sometime – hit the gym together.
Send me an email, I promise I will write back immediately.
Tagged as:
Babe of the Week,
Beyonce,
Beyonce Knowles,
Girl Crush
OK – this week’s babe has been a dilemma. I don’t really want to get into it – but it has been a dilemma. However, now we are here, and we are happy.
Intro: Catherine McNeil. Like all good babes, I spied her on Terry’s Diary – and instantly knew she had to feature one way or another. Seems this babe is from the motherland (Australia). Looking into Wikipedia there is nay that much info. Won the Girlfriend modeling contest back in 2003 at the young age of 14 and has been propelled from there, really.
Seems to have dated/ is dating one of the MTV Australia’s VJ’s (Ruby Rose) – which is cool. I don’t know that we have had a lesbian babe of the week – this is a first! Anyway – uber bummed about these hot models from Australia, because to be honest, we are sort of a good looking country – but our models are kind of ridiculously good looking. So – in contrast, our generally good looking race seems pretty normal; due to the major status of our living and breathing clothes horses.
As well as the fact they are making us regular babes look average, sometimes these Australian femmes get me down because most of the time they are birthed after 1984.. This makes me feel old, and chubby. Which are two things I don’t like to embrace, ever.
Babes of Australia, an open letter to you (in the way of a sentence) -
Please develop back’ne, and give the rest of us a fair crack.
Tagged as:
Australia,
Catherine McNeil,
Girl Crush,
model,
MTV Australia,
Ruby Rose
It’s a Friday, late in the game – but fear not, I did NOT forgot about our weekly babe.. Welcome Karlie Kloss. I love how clever parents are, naming their kids with KK’s – much like that Kardashian Klan (see what I did there, yeah – I’m clever.) Anyway, like most weeks – I scrolled through Terry’s blog and found this beauty gracing the pages, just like not much was going on.
Looking into her a bit – she is kind of a big deal in that modelling world I swoon over so much. With a fair few Vogue editorials, iD shoots, Elle covers, and what’s a successful modelling career without a Yves Saint Laurent campaign – not one I want to endorse, thats what!
So beauty of the Kloss variety, what I love about you is that without the glamour make up, you kind of look like one of us… and I like it. Obviously with striking features, and ridiculously long legs.. AND killer skin.. OK OK OK – I am kidding myself, you are a ridonk beauty, we should all admire/ adore.
Swoon with me admirers – epic beauty has graced our pages.
Tagged as:
Friday Babe,
Girl Crush,
Karlie Kloss,
Terry Richardson
OK – so when I ask you to give some suggestions on babe of the week, I don’t mean sit there with your fingers up your arse while I do all the work.
Week in week out, I recommend babes for you all to look at, and the one week I am too crazy busy/ don’t really have time to source the crazy beauties that grace this earth -your guys become mutes? Seriously, I don’t buy it.
Either way – I am bummed because I really wanted to do a big babe worthy post on Georgia May Jagger – dazzling offspring of Mick Jagger. I think I will anyway, because she really is too fucking brutally beautiful to waste a lack lustre Friday on her.
A divine creature, with legs for days and lips that look like big ol’ pillows, here are two photos you can swoon for; we will unleash the fury that is Georgia May at a later date – when you have forgotten we visited this gem today.
Making her new and sparkling again.
Tagged as:
Babe,
Georgia May Jagger,
Girl Crush,
Mick Jagger
Ugh – the other Olsen sister.. IS A BABE. Elizabeth Olsen – soon to be star of the Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene = babe.
