Hot or Homeless has sort of faded into obscurity – however, I was in a bar last year and got talking to this guy – who initially I thought was homeless, turns out he made sick cyclist hats (you know the flippy ones) and just looked homeless – true mark of a hipster. So now – I occasionally play this game – hot or homeless.. because can you ever really tell?
Bree Smith – babe. Dictionary definition – FACT. This one is a pretty new babe, I can only find the same 7 photos on the internet.
This fact makes me think she actually is a fresh faced wonder straight of a dairy farm in the mid-west (making that up – can’t find info, but isn’t that notion sort of romance?)
I’mma marvel at you and your deliciousness, for at least week. Because let’s be honest – you’re the tits.
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Never before have I wanted to die my hair pink – than I do now. Ombre Pink – that is what is up, RIGHT NOW. And not because I’m saying it’s cool – it was probably cool like a year ago and whatever. But mostly because Miss Free rocks it – and it’s enviable.
This is totally babes on the go today – so keeping it brief. Most of these images are sourced from Terry’s blog – and they are divine divine divine. For mid-week femmes, I would suggest to head there – ALWAYS.
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There are barely any words for Aline Weber. BARELY. But at the same time – so many. I’m sorry – but this femme is so smoking hot. Like – hello totally Scandi looking babe. Jesus. I remember this one time I was in Atlanta (years ago) I was sitting out the front of a McDonalds smoking a ciggie and this woman came outside and spoke to me in gurgling Chinese (Danish) asking for a lighter – don’t ask me for the actual words, I do not speak a lick of Dane. Anyway – greatest compliment I had that day/ ever – “Oh you aren’t Danish?” Excuse me – miss. Get in my pocket, RIGHT NOW.
Scandi’s are just so god damn divine looking – with their fair hair, skin, and clear eyes. UGH. Could I be one? – like right now. But you know what – this femme, not Scandi. Brazilian. And if you thought it didn’t get better, she is born in the 80′s! Heyyyyo – not feeling so old anymoreeeee.
What I really love about ye fair Aline, is her ability to rock the orange’ish lips. I fucking dig that. Not sure I can pull it off without getting that weird attention I hate from mates. You know the one where it’s sort of condescending, like: “Oh look at you in your little lipstick. Don’t you look adorbs.” Things that bother me about that – if it’s not clear already – calling anything “little” is what you say to children, about their clothes – because their clothing is in fact small. Meanwhile – you can’t say this about lipstick – how can lipstick be “little”, fucktard. AND referring to my lipstick as cute when it is obviously fierce like Tara is offensive. Get it right.
What were we talking about…? Oh – Aline. Divine divine divine. I mean – Fridays are not normally one to disappoint when and if they participate.
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And depression sets in. Well actually it set in yesterday, when I realised that Elle MacPherson is 47.. SHE IS 47..! Seriously? that’s a joke. I’m 27, and she looks better than I ever will. F*ck.
I often have a problem with young models – because I am all like – “Oh I am getting old, they were born in the 90′s. Unreasonable.” But this is like the totally other end of the spectrum. Elle MacPherson, is on her HEAD good looking. She has had 2 prodigy children (also babes), put her name to all sorts of iconic shit – and really, just had a red hot go at life.
Could I have a red hot go at life – and just be as EPIC as Ms. Mac? I don’t even know if that is possible. For these reasons alone:
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Britt Maren – I know diddley squat about you but this is what’s up. You are a babe. You hair is sick. You have killer eyebrows, especially when dyed black. And when you look at me (through a camera lens – that is then made into a photo, distributed to all – so not really me, but you know) I feel like you are REALLY looking AT ME. Like “Hey m8, yeah you – let’s get a beer and talk about boys.”
It’s been weeks (and WEEKS) since I have done a babe on the Friday – and to be (Anne) frank, I have missed it. It must be the lesbian in me that is all about the babes with the no body fat and uber cool looks. It’s not even that I’m all “drool, wanna get up on that with that” – I’m just into pretty things. I am officially the shallowest person, I know.
I don’t know why I feel so strongly about you, Britt Maren – but you are totally epic. So, one and all worship. This femme is from Texas (originally a clever SWEDE – that’s why the fair on fair, got it.), she has killer hair, was born in 1990 (I am officially THAT old) and has legs for days. Honestly…
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Ugh – the other Olsen sister.. IS A BABE. Elizabeth Olsen – soon to be star of the Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene = babe.
I have sort of been on this for a while – the whole other Olsen swoon. But frankly there just are not enough pictures of her. However this week – after seeing the trailer for her new movie, I knew the babe status must be reached. Regardless of what content I could find.
So Elizabeth Olsen – don’t stop/ won’t stop being fabulous. You may not have a video series, a doll, a makeup line, handbag line, clothing line, or any other line that is relevant in 2011 – but you are fabulous/ seriously pretty.
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