I hold issues with hipsters – and I think it’s because I am secretly in love with them. yes – all of them. Now I will make fun of them til I’m blue in the face – but if one of these hipster found me in a bar and confessed undying love. I would love them right back. FACT #126 – Lucy loves the hipster.
HEyyy-yooo. this one goes out my homegirl. ‘Cos she’s sassy, wait-what? – yes SASSY! – dedications central these days. You know you’ve made it, when people blog about you.
Go look at my dedication and watch it, in all it’s nouveau glory, HERE!
I hate calling myself a Blogger, it makes me feel like I should feel important, with ideas – and views – and a purpose. When in actual fact, my purpose is TBD
I hate saying “oh I’ve just been blogging” Had a discussion on this the other night – only arseholes say that. Those are the same sort of arseholes who are addicted to WoW but refuse to believe they have a problem. That shit is not real – let go.
I dislike documenting my life on this thing from home – my computer is a piece of shit, and it just can’t handle it. Let alone the fact it has a small screen and the track pad has spazzed to the point where if I even look in it’s direction, the page scrolls.
I like updating during my day when at work, for a few reasons: I eat my lunch at my desk, this is not a break. By updating from work – which usually takes all of 5 mins – I find it gives me a rest from my mundane existence at the office – which is totally necessary, or else I may in fact staple my coworkers hands to the whiteboard (co-workers, if reading this, appreciate this blog more than you previously did)
Questions that arise from this:
Am I more of a hipster because I refuse to conform to society and buy a mac book?
Am I less of a hipster because I’m not one of those arseholes (hipsters) in a cafe with a macbook – blogging?
What computer does a hipster use? I feel like Mac’s go against all that is good and holy in hipster’ville – but they all seem to use one while sporting an outfit that probably cost them no more than $15
When did this stop being Confessions: of a Blogger – and become Inner Workings: of a Hipster..?
In all seriousness – I don’t want one. But maybe dress with things like this. and then you will get muchos de lovin’ from the ladies. Unless you are a dick – and then, my love, there is zero hope for you – or potential offspring.
Hot piece of band meat. like Gaga’s dress – but with a mustache. Was looking on PMA today and they have a playlist done by Local Natives – and I’m obsessed.
Tip in life – there is nothing hotter than liking the music I like. And maybe being able to rock a mustache.. but I’m not much for facial hair – so actually – perhaps let’s cross that bridge when we get there. Listen below.
HEyyy-yooo. this one goes out my homegirl. ‘Cos she’s sassy, wait-what? – yes SASSY! – dedications central these days. You know you’ve made it, when people blog about you.
It is the – Timex 80 Gold & Black Disco Watch – if for nothing else but the name, I need this watch.
