Britt Maren – is the tits. In the best way possible. X

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Britt Maren – I know diddley squat about you but this is what’s up. You are a babe. You hair is sick. You have killer eyebrows, especially when dyed black. And when you look at me (through a camera lens – that is then made into a photo, distributed to all – so not really me, but you know) I feel like you are REALLY looking AT ME. Like “Hey m8, yeah you – let’s get a beer and talk about boys.”

It’s been weeks (and WEEKS) since I have done a babe on the Friday – and to be (Anne) frank, I have missed it. It must be the lesbian in me that is all about the babes with the no body fat and uber cool looks. It’s not even that I’m all “drool, wanna get up on that with that” – I’m just into pretty things. I am officially the shallowest person, I know.

I don’t know why I feel so strongly about you, Britt Maren – but you are totally epic. So, one and all worship. This femme is from Texas (originally a clever SWEDE – that’s why the fair on fair, got it.), she has killer hair, was born in 1990 (I am officially THAT old) and has legs for days. Honestly…

What’s not to adore?

 

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Femme of sass, sometimes.