Have been trolling CPR Agency’s Soundcloud today – and can I just say this tune is making me rock on my chair. Which is sort of dangerous – because my chair’s one of those chairs that bends backwards and then I lose my balance and then you know, I fall off..
So the cover of EVERYTHING EVERYTHING‘s “Carry Me Home” (cover Gloworm) is good – and it makes me dancey – and I just can’t stop/ wont stop listening to it. Tuesday is a bloody good day people. Like – I feel like I am kicking so many life goals of the epic variety.
I don’t even know what it is – but I feel dangerous, like I should be rocking some leather pants, ankle heeled boots, smoking a ciggie – drinking whisky. What is THAT? I don’t even know – but I’m into it.
NO CEREMONY “Heartbreaker” is kind of gritty and fabulous; I think I want to get down with it behind your back and then maybe jump on it’s motorbike and never look back..
You get me? I’m feeling semi reckless – let’s get reckless.
Alpine: From Melbourne Australia – therefore automatically SICKKKKK. think we might be friends with friends of friends.. So maybe we should get drinks – talk about how rad you are, how above average I am, and how funny Americans are – in general.
American Royalty: These guys are so yummy it almost makes me sick. In that really cool rock n roll but not rock n roll way at all > say it with me – swoon. Missed out on them last year at SX, and pretty much every other concert they have played in the Bay Area. NOT THIS YEAR.
ANR: I can’t stop loving this band, who KNEW Miami would produce boy band wonders such as these. Makes my toes curl a bit, and we’ve barely even STARTED! If I miss these kids at SX > which might happen because I just get so overwhelmed I drink beer > I will find you in Miami, and we WILL bro out.. (and you WILL like it!)
So – here’s the skinny. On March 1st I’m saying goodbye to San Francisco to try and find a life for myself in New York. This is long overdue – and marginally scary. I’m not going to lie – moving is kind of a trip, in the going out of your mind way.
Because I’m slightly nuts – I decided it would be a great idea to whore out my voice and promo different things across the country. AND because I’m still slightly nuts Hendrik from Poule d’Or and myself decided it would be a fun idea to do this together. So we are travelling for 5+ weeks across the United States..
One quick note on this – we haven’t met. I sort of think that he is lucky – because I went to boarding school and can tolerate anyone – even if I really don’t want to.
SO – MARCH 1 > we start in San Francisco and then we are off to: Big Sur, Los Angeles, Palm Desert, Las Vegas, Monument Valley, Tempe, New Mexico (somewhere), Marfa, Austin, Lafayette, New Orleans, Miami, Atlanta, Savannah, Charleston, North Carolina (somewhere), Washington DC, Boston, New York (watch the video below > Rude Gentleman “Sitting Lonely” feature.. Love them.)
We have gone into this trip with very little planning – so live in any of those cities, been to one? Have recommendations? I want to hear them – I’ll try anything once, possibly twice just to be sure I didn’t like it the first time round. So HIT ME.
I have also posted this to Kickstarter so that we can work on doing some really wild shit, with extra cash. If you want to get involved – give some $$. It’s actually super offensive to get you to give me (not Hendrik, he is in no way behind the vile that is begging) anything. BUT caution to the wind, things greater than myself, all that stuff. If we don’t make 1500 > we don’t see any of it. $25 gets you a poster, and I’ll likely also send you a swift tweet > fame?
Bree Smith – babe. Dictionary definition – FACT. This one is a pretty new babe, I can only find the same 7 photos on the internet.
This fact makes me think she actually is a fresh faced wonder straight of a dairy farm in the mid-west (making that up – can’t find info, but isn’t that notion sort of romance?)
I’mma marvel at you and your deliciousness, for at least week. Because let’s be honest – you’re the tits.
I say this – not because I am sad and lonely and I want to talk about my feelings, but because seriously – sometimes I wonder if people can actually see me..
I’m pretty observant. I watch what is going on. When I’m on my bike – I’m alll over cars, I know where they are going – what they are doing before they even do because I know they don’t have the slightest idea. Indicator – what is that, do you use that at an intersection? Stop sign – gonna ignore that shit, because I’m busy, and obviously know better than town planners.
Let me just say – farrk you. Seriously, San Francisco has the WORST bunch of drivers I have ever experienced. I mean – I drive in Bali, and this is like 75% worse. I think the reason for this is that we are in a city of order and structure – and people just don’t get into it.
What drives me mental the ABSOLUTE most is when I stop at a stop sign and cars that have the right of way going one direction, go to give way to me. Do you know why this doesn’t work – because there is a car going the other direction, that ISN’T giving me way to me. Which means, I’m stopping at this stop sign until that shit is clear. Do you understand? Don’t then get frustrated by ME because I didn’t take you up on your generous offer of getting hit by another vehicle. Arsehole.
The worst is when people throw there hands up at you and huff, from inside their car (two words – gutless-wonder) because something scary happened. Farrrk you, again. Seriously – you think that was scary? Try being the person on the bike, tard-face. I can’t HELP YOU unless you help yourselves and follow the FUCKING road rules.
UGH. In exactly 2 weeks, I will be the person in the car, and not the bike – and I will probably hate all you arsehole bikers who don’t follow the rules, and as a result force all the arsehole drivers to anticipate what you are going to do. But god damn it.
GET IT TOGETHER SAN FRANCISCO – getting hit by a car, not on my bucket list.
Have been trolling CPR Agency’s Soundcloud today – and can I just say this tune is making me rock on my chair. Which is sort of dangerous – because my chair’s one of those chairs that bends backwards and then I lose my balance and then you know, I fall off..
