ASK DINNER: I want to take control of my life. Help !


Have you guys met Dinner? I think you might have, because this definitely isn’t his first appearance on the blog.

When he isn’t giving marvelous, crowd pleasing concerts he is probably trying to figure out if fake tan is appropriate for men, meditating to some obscure YouTube channel and trying to locate the perfect grey t-shirt to wear with jeans.

On top of all this, he is also a wealth of knowledge on most parts life. So – we got him to answer this weeks Ask Lucy !..

Take it away, Dinner.


Dear Lucy (slash Dinner),

I feel like most of my adult life I get ignored by guys. Not that I’m hideous or not fun (I don’t think) but there just isn’t so much fanfare surround me and my general being.

In 2014 I want that to change, I want to command attention like Beyonce does and dominate (just like the Lucy vs. the Globe 2014 New Year’s Resolutions) – but I don’t know how.

Can you help me own life?


Dear Jennifer,

Let me start out by saying this:

You are not hideous! You are so beautiful – you always were and always will be.

Seriously, I can feel your vibration as a human being as I write this – and it is awesome. The power on ancient Rome meeting a tasty ice cream cone on a hot summer day. That’s your vibe. I love it.

To make things even more amazing – nothing is more beautiful than someone owning their life! Holy shit, your beauty will grow and grow in 2014!

Here’s the bad news: No one can really help you own your life. People can give you ideas maybe, but at the end of the day, only one person can take that step over the mystical threshold into the True World of Jennifer – you, babe.

But if you like, I can tell you what has worked for me:

  1. Getting up every morning, standing naked on my balcony / in window, screaming to the sky: “Aaaaaah! I am a wonderful human being! Thank you Universe [or insert deity / concept here]” (Do this for at least 1 week).
  2. Sit in front of a mirror for 4 hours, Don’t look away. Just look straight into your mirror image. Feel immense love. Just love yourself.
  3. Qi Gong. Google: Pragata.

Stay beautiful,



About LUCY

Femme of sass, sometimes.